Sharon Feinstein

Have you seen what Demi Moore looks like at 46? Flat toned stomach, perfect legs, unlined face. Enough to make the rest of us give up gym altogether and open another bottle of wine.
I guess having a partner 15 years younger than you must help, as dishy as Ashton Kutcher, not to mention the conditions of their current holiday at the One and Only Club in the Bahamas.
Private butler, green flag up if you want any little something while lying back on the beach, like a cold towel, a spray of eau de toilette or even a small sucking sweet.
There’s the private yacht to sail them round the island and helicopter for aerial views.
But the coup de grace is that special fantasy they’re living out of being Mr and Mrs Bond, which is the secret news I hear on the Q T.
The Ocean Club is where Daniel Craig filmed several scenes of his debut Bond movie, Casino Royale. This is where he wins Demetrius’ Aston Martin DB5 in a game of poker and then adds insult to injury by seducing his girlfriend, Solange, who is then gruesomely murdered in his suite.
Full of desperate fantasies of being Bond, I hear Ashton asked to be collected from the airport in a silver Aston Martin and the couple have been driving round Paradise Island in the car.
But That’s where it all ends. He doesn’t own a P99 pistol, or have a penchant for martinis shaken not stirred, isn’t a tuxedo man, and sticks to one woman.
For those of you thinking of following Ashton into the world of James Bond, check out the prices of the Ocean Club first. You might prefer to watch the DVD again and deal with your fantasties that way.
We can’t all be Ashton Kutcher, or indeed Demi Moore, she writes through gritted teeth.

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