Jude Law as Hamlet
On a much lighter note than the slaughtering of Leatherback Turtles, I hear a very famous actor has got himself into trouble, again. Poor old Jude Law, the son of two very proper, upstanding teachers, has really misbehaved again.
He doesn’t seem to have much luck when it comes to women, acting, or hair-dos for that matter. If he’s not betraying his girlfriends with the nanny, as Sienna Miller rudely discovered, he’s going one step further. And it’s happened in America all over again, you’d think he might have learnt.
The man who is currently playing Hamlet in the West End has discovered that he’s been a poor player, strutting and fretting his hour upon the stage, as he was told that he is about to have another child with a woman he casually dated while on holiday with his children. Not a good scene when he already has three children on this side of the pond. O, what a rogue and peasant slave am I, he must be thinking.
I must say I’ve never rated him as an actor, he gave me the creeps in The Talented Mr Ripley, bored me in Cold Mountain, and the other films are so immemorable I couldn’t even tell you what they were. Equally with his ex-girlfriend, Sienna Miller, who is hammy and bland, to my mind. So now that I’ve completely run down the local talent do you think Jude will be able to weather this latest storm in his life?
As with Hamlet ,will he be able to switch between sanity and feigned madness to cope with it, To Be or Not To Be. No doubt the papers across the globe will be full of it for weeks to come. Poor old Jude, just can’t seem to remain Obscure.
July 31st, 2009 at 3:39 am
I always thought he was fairly talented. His Mr. Ripley role was outstanding for his age. His role in Gattaca was commendable as well. The only thing that I may have problems with, besides his personal life, is his being cast as Watson in the new Sherlock Holmes film. And considering he could do the easy thing and buy himself expensive hair plugs, I also commend him on his hairstyles. It ain’t easy being light on top.
July 31st, 2009 at 6:04 am
We always seem to have a different take on things, which I guess is healthy, though vehemently disagree with you on your comment that turtles haven’t evolved to survive our brutality, so hey ho, they have to go. If we took that attitude we’d never attempt to become civilised ourselves and be concerned with good, right and justice, which thankfully some of us still are.
July 31st, 2009 at 1:53 pm
i agree wholeheartely with Samuel – Matt Damon was decidely creepy in mr Ripley – Jude Law was a triumph from start to untimely finish
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