Sharon Feinstein

Kylie has been grooming her sister, Danni, for the next series of X Factor so that she isn’t completely outshone by the nation’s darling, Cheryl Cole. I hear Kylie has put her best people on to helping Dannii so that she will show the kind of ease and effortless confidence that Cheryl exudes and that has made her into the darling of British viewers.
The sisters have always been close but Kylie has become fiercely protective of Dannii as she struggles to compete with Cheryl Cole’s huge popularity. She is already feeling diminished and put down by the huge discrepancy between their wages,  Cheryl reportedly getting1.2 million to Dannii’s meagre 450, 000. How meagre is that, mind you, one asks oneself ! After a lot of soul searching I’ll agree to trade my day job for hers- she does the turtle campaign, blog, and those lucsious showbiz stories, you all love to read, and I try my hand at being ultra sugary, smiley and gushing, at the same time as going on the mother of all diets. Ok and I’ll also agree to do lots of abs and obliques and come up with a toned stomach, sunken cheeks, and if I really have to, a tattoo across my thigh and stomach. Ugh! However, if it’s part of that 450,000 remit I guess I’ll just bite the harsh bullet.
I don’t even watch X Factor or Britain’s Got Talent, or Big Brother, or any of these dumbed down, personality based, cult shows. Give me a good documentary, something I can learn from, or a Midsomer Murder and I’m far more in tune. Now that doesnt mean you all have to tune out and stop reading the blog, you know. See you tomorrow